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Corporate Koothu :
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Ulimate aim of all are to make money ... Sending the ppl to onsite is a win-win situation for all.

Apaavi makkalai Recruitment endra paeril interview eduthu , onnum theriyaatha paapaa potuchaan thaapa... Inga thaapa potathu paapa illa ... ID Card endra paeril avanukku kudutha company Access card-thaan antha Software Vaasar_kathavakku potta thaapa ....

Ithil enna kodumainaa projectil saerntha muthal naaley ivaru 8pm varai officil ... Reason is, He is going to face many more such nights .. he is mentally preparing himself for facing them from the day one ... yetho avanakuley avaney oru samaathaanam ...

intha veylai illenaa ... ??? hmmmm .... illa illa .... kudutha IR-a epdiyaavathu mudichaaganum ... thala keezha ninaavathu ... niraya doubts endra paeril pala nabargalai thunburuthi .... epdiyo he started to solve IR's .. Ada neythu vantha paiyan, innikki IR solve panraambaa ... Paiyana ini amukkida veyndiyathaan ... ok from now onwards unakku CC .. oh CC-na puthusaa functionality ezhuthanum ... romba periya veylai ...

Aaah CC ... athuvum periyaa CC .... After analysing it .. Hmmmm elaam paathaen ,matter simple thaan but 50 files-la kai vaika veyndi varum ... "oh 50 files-aaa ??" , matra team members ... athula onsite co-ordinator pressure veyra ...Sari ok .. namla prove panniyaaganum ... naama yaarungrathaa mathavangalukku theriyaa_paduthanum ..... Ok today Saturday ... no Sathyam/Santham .. resolved himself to go to office & work ... Same tale continues for Sunday also ... enaamo poraadi .. pala code-a paathu copy adithu ... computer kooda sandai pottu .. oru vazhiyaaa mandaiyai udaithu mudichaachi ...

Monday ... romba satisfied-aa office kulla ... ennamo periyaa coding ezhuthi ... ulagaiyeh than kai viral nuniyil kondu vantha maathiri oru poorippu ...koodi peysi kondirukkum than team members ellaaraiyum oru yelanaaamai oru paarvai veesi ...
ivangelaam eppa thaan muneyra poraangalo... naadu thirunthavey thirunthaathu ... oru namaattu sirippu veyra ...

Testing of CC ... many cases fails ... aaah namma copy-paste ippa thaan veylaiyaa kaatuthu ... code adichae aaganum polaa .... sari adichiduvom ... peruthaa poraattathodu .. upto thursday .. testing & code fix went .. Finally as usual friday evening all the files were checked in ...

Production porathakku munaadi ..... some bug came on friday night at 11 pm ..got call from onsite ...aaaah nammma adicha copy-paste-laa innum bugaa ..... irukaaathey ..naamey niraya test pannomey ......OK.. ennnathaanu poi paathuttu varuvomey endru ... romba sinceraa, Raathiri aanalum kadamai thavarathaa "AnbuChelvan" polaa .. marupadiyum office-kulla re-entry .. as usual, as expected , lots of "Sothappals of USA" ..

ipdiyaaga palveyru CC's , IR's got solved successfully ... paiyanum job-la saernthu 1.5 yrs aayiduchi .... veraenna ... ini visa processing start pannida veyndiyathaan .. ennamo 25 vayasaachi ponnu paaka arambichida veyndiyathaanu solrathu polaa...

namakku kooda ponnu tharaangaley , cha "visa" tharaanglaey ... aaah ... Summa oppu_chappaku naalu Kaelvi kaettu ,inthaa pudichikko US Visa ... Thirumbavum intha pakkam vanthuraathey , vanthae kalaaliyeh adipaenu solrathu pola engiruntho oru kural ... yaarum illa , US consulate figuru thaan .. stamped his Visa & gave to him ..

... ini verennna .... any requirement from onsite ?? ... namlaiyum US anuppuvaanglaa ?? .... 3 months orey mana poraattam ..... Intha project-kiraanga , antha project-raangaa ... illa nee Namma project pathiyeh Presentation tharanum ... "I want to judge u ... i don't know where to put you" Project Manager comment .... Ivlo naal angaiyeh naayaa paeyaaa ulaithaa paiyana judge pannna mudiliyaaam ..... "Confusions of India" , yaaru-naa ippa intha paiyan thaaan ... Thideernu oru naal ...unakku client interview irukkku ... athukku prepare pannu .... aaaah marupadiyum vaazhkaiyla interview-vaaa .... "Tensions of Inda" engulfed him .... ippa innoru yosanai intha intvw clear aagaleynaa ... enna panrathu ..... team members munaadi mugam kaata kooda mudiyaathey .... oreydiyaaaga .. veyra company poida veyndiyaathaan .... irukkavey irukku Wednesday oppurtunities !!

oru vazhiyaa intvw cleared .......... nee US pogalaam .... ennaamo life-laa perusaaa jeichitaa maathiri thirumbavum ellaar_kittaiyum orey
"Jalsaas of India" .... "yetho intvw, vaichaanga ..Yetho heavy work project-aam , anga irukra pasanglaala mudiliyaam naama irunthaa thaaan work mudiyumaam , athaan koopdraangaa , arasiyala inikki iss_paangaa naalaikku uss_paangaa ...Ithelaam arasiyala saatharanamampaa " ... "Ithuku poi pitchai edukaalaam"-nu engirintho oru marma kural .. yaarumillaa ennodaa manasaatchi-thaan ..ipdithaan athu ethaavathu sollum ...

This is not only the story of me but the story of many .....

Whatever we see is not true ...
Kanaal paarpathuvum Poi ..
Kaadhaal kaetpathuvum Poi ...
Theera visaaripathey Mei ...

We can't understand many things in Life .. why is it happening ?? ... Many background proccess happens behind the scenes ... we don't know what is happening ... but something is happening around us ..... onnumey puriyalaa ulagathilaa ... ennamo nadakuthu ... marmamaa irukkuthu ... but onnum mattum nallaavey puriyuthu namlaa yaaro yemaathraanga ....

Romba yosichaen .... aaahh itharkku paer thaan kaathaalaa , sorry Corporate-aa ?? ... Pali aadugal "appavi copy-pasters" ...Ivanunga sambathikirathukku naanthaana kidaichaen. enaaala poga mudiyaathu .. Oh unakku ivlo thimiraaa..... Nee illenaa innoruthan .... Anniya selaavani yaaru tharaanga Naanga thaaney .... Indian economy yeruthu eranguthu ... ithukelaam yaar kaaranam naanga thaaney .... Mumbaila bomb blast pothu Indian Stock Exchangelaa entha vithaa paathippum illiyaaam .. romba perumaiyaa rediff articles-laa potrukaaan ... US-la bomb vedichaa mattum India economy yen Eranguthu ... ellaarum mugatha suzhikiraanga .... 9/11 crisis-nu Sunday magazine-la ezhuthaatha naal illa ... Naatla manitha neyam koodiduchi ... elaarum "Anbey Sivam" paathu thirunthitaanga ... Shankar padam unmaiyiliyeh workout aayiduchi ..Ipdilaam thappu kanakku podatheenga .... Ivangalukku project poga potheynu bayam .... Veyla kuduthaa maharaasaa ... kai kazhuvi vitruvaano endra bayam ... Ivlo naal inthaa appaviyaa vaichi Bill pannomey .... ippa yaara kaatti bill pannaa... endra bayam ... vera onnum illaa ...

Moral :

Yemaarubavan irukkum varai ..
Yemaatrubavargalum iruppaargal ..

Thanks for reading this "Kirukals of India".

Posted by Balan on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 8:55 PM | Permalink